And on the eighth day God trended #richkidsofinstagram, changing the lives of average people everywhere. Love them or hate them, the rich kids of Instagram have blown up from a popular hashtag, to a Tumblr page (richkidsofinstagram.tumblr.com), to now a book and talk of starting a reality TV show. Consisting solely of the children born to the flourishing one-percenters, these kids are often seen flaunting their wealth with photos of 24k gold baths, $10,000 tips, and cereal with Dom Pérignon. Whatever shenanigans the rich kids of instagram are up to are, it keeps our minds entertained, eyes rolled, and livelihood broken –I mean it’s hard having to actually work for your money. Being young and rich is all the glamour you imagine it to be and like the ever so wise Fergie once said, “If you ain’t got no money, take your broke ass home.”
1. They travel better than you.
Personal jets, luxurious cars, and all the yachts. While these vapid rich kids are taking to their jets from Calabasas to NY, it’s 9am and you’re just trying to beat rush hour. After cramming into a germ ridden subway only to be way too close to the overly sweaty guy that smells heavily of cigarettes, you can’t help but wonder what life would be like if you had a subway train all to yourself…
2. They eat better than you.
3. They drink better than you.
4. They party better than you.
5. They live better than you.
6. They vacation better than you.
They have 365 vacation days and they are not afraid to spend big on every single one of them. You’ll see them sunbathing in Mykonos, jumping off yachts in the Bermuda and scuba diving republican all while you’re sitting behind your computer desk trying to figure out when you can afford to call in sick next.
7. They shit better than you.
How many times have you called your trusty toilet a throne? In reality, your pathetic lavatory is nothing but a ceramic pot of waste. Nothing says ‘I’m rich and fab’ better than shitting into gold a pot of gold.
8. They bathe better than you.
The only way to actually cleanse yourself is if you’re bathing in a 24 carat gold bathtub. The rich kids of Instagram know this as they purify the peasantry off their skin from interaction with the likes of us by literally soaking in wealth.
9. They dress better than you.
Shopping means nothing less than the staple Chanel, Hermès, Louboutin, and Saint Laurent… But don’t forget that being on the sole diet of caviar and steak means you need to keep your body in shape aka load up the arm candy.
10. They do Christmas better than you.
That big tree in the city you always admired as a kid is in their home and that’s not it; the gifts they’re getting are worth more than your car, and the food that they’re eating is more lavish than your best dinners combined.
What do you think about the outrageous spending of these kids? Are they spoiled or just enjoying what they have?
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