Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
Killer Consequences: Red Stool, Severe Abdominal Pain, Ulcers, Peptic Ulcer Disease, Gastritis
Dangerously cheesy. These highly addictive spicy Cheetos have been instigating a panic among parents. They’re an insanely delicious snack and impossible to put down, it’s no wonder kids are shovelling them down by the bagful. However, this has been resulting in kids being sent to the ER for “bloody stool”. They are literally shitting Red 40 Lake.
Killer Consequences: Ulcers
We all know the urban legend that eating Pop Rocks and drinking Coke will make your stomach explode. This stupid phenom (similar to neknominations) caused many people to mythbust, resulting in parents campaigning to make Pop Rocks illegal. But the Youtube videos are pretty funny.
Killer Consequences: Coma, Heart Attack
Before the drink was reformulated, Four Loko was a magically delicious concoction of alcohol and energy drink. One can was equivalent to 4 cans of beer (or 5 shots of vodka) and enough caffeine to fill 3 mugs of Joe. Let’s get loko tonight. Even today after the caffeine was removed, 2 cans of Four Loko WILL make you puke your insides out, your clothes fall off, and black out. Solid Friday night.
Killer Consequences: Cancer, Bronchiolitis
What’s poppin’? Hopefully not a warm bag of buttery heaven in your microwave. A man recently won a $7.2 million lawsuit when he argued that the hot vapors from a microwave popcorn bag gave him a rare form of lung cancer. This popular snack has been claimed to cause Bronchiolitis obliterans, otherwise known as “popcorn lung” which sounds like a bad idea.
Killer Consequences: Corroded Teeth
Why did the blonde snort Stevia? She thought it was diet coke. Apparently, drinking Coke is like drinking heroin. The body experiences an insulin spike from the insane amounts of sugar consumed, resulting in the release of dopamine, which is similar to a heroin high. Cheap heroin? Sweet! (literally) Scientists are saying that Coke is addictive, and the Orthophosphoric Acid is corroding teeth and bone.
Are these delicious snacks worth it?
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