Billionaire Retail Therapy

Billionaire Retail Therapy

We’ve all had that dream winning the lottery, striking it big with a stock investment or just basically getting extremely successful and lucky at work. But what would you really do with that money? Sure, one of the sane ideas would be to put it into your bank account or to invest it. But we know that that’s just a lie and your “logical” thinking will fall to shambles as soon as you find out what exactly your money can buy you. So before you start blowing your dough on anything else, here are some things we think you might want – just because.

Bookshelves That Lead to Hidden Rooms

Billionaire Retail Therapy

Um yes please? This might be the nerdiest that we’ll ever get as adults. A room full of books just to have one of the shelves swing out to reveal some hidden secret room. Clearly you have to have one of the books that pulls forward as a lever for this to work! While you’re at it, why not have one of those revolving book shelves as well? We all know those and remember them too fondly from watching hours of cartoon reruns on Teletoon early Saturday morning – the only reason we’d ever want to wake up early on a weekend.

Forget Drivers, Get a Pilot

Billionaire Retail Therapy

Having your own driver is cool and all, but driving cars is soooooo millionaire. If you’re got some billions to throw around, why not join the mile high club and own a jet? And plus if you ever need to travel by air, you won’t have to settle sitting next to those annoying children and plebes that you already have to work with everyday. Wait work? Whoops we meant tolerate, we forgot to that you don’t work. You just sit back and watch the digits increase as your brokers do all the dirty work.

The Billionaire Cat

Billionaire Retail Therapy

Money won’t buy you friends, but if your friends are cats, why not splurge on them too? Obviously cats can tell when they have billionaire owners and those boring cat scratching posts aren’t going to cut it. Deck out a whole room in your house with cat perches and kitty-friendly ladders for your furry friend to run around. If your money doesn’t make you happy, it will for your cat. Might as well put your money to good use.

And Your Dog…?

Billionaire Retail Therapy

Not everyone has the time or money to take care of a pool, but if you’re a billionaire, obviously you want your pets to indulge in your lifestyle too. Dogs don’t care about climbing ladders or scratching their claws, so build your little guy a pool to soak in and cool down in the summer. He’ll love you for more than just your money.

Collect Cars

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Who needs to collect stamps when you can collect cars? And when you run out of space to display them on your driveway – park them underground. Better yet, build a glass box for each of your cars so your guests can walk around in your basement admiring your collection like it’s fine art. Wait – it is.

Be Served

Billionaire Retail Therapy

You’re already relaxing in your infinity pool and enjoying the view, so why should you have to get out just to make yourself a drink? Why not just have a pool bar installed so that you can drink all day long while you bake in the sun. Make sure that you also have a BBQ at your pool bar so that there will always be snacks on hand. Everyone knows just how hungry you get after a solid drinking session. Those munchies will never be further than a quick reach away.

Billionaires Don’t Take Stairs

Billionaire Retail Therapy

If you’re a billionaire then you know that time is money, and ain’t nobody got time for taking the stairs in the morning. Slide your way into a morning by installing a slide to your upper floors. Remember when you were younger and tried climbing the slides at your local park? Oh yeah, you were too rich to go to parks, you just rode horses with your friends all day long.

Experience Nature from the Comfort of Your Home

Billionaire Retail Therapy

We all need a little relaxation time no matter how much money we have to our name. But taking vacations can be expensive, so why not take a little bit of nature into your home? Install a tiny stream that loops around your house for a quick obstacle to overcome when you’re walking or install a bigger one that can be used as a lazy river. If you’re really keen for an obstacle course, why not install some bridges and trap glass doors at certain points to really get your guests guessing. Just remember where you put all of these things because you don’t want to be falling into the water in your silk pjs.

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