The Perks of Having Resting Bitch Face (RBF)

Resting Bitch Face or (RBF for short) plagues many of us. Often people will think you are angry, rude, annoyed, plotting something or all the above. They will judge you by your face. They will keep their distance, avoid you altogether or be rude to you for no reason. These are the downfalls of RBF. But ladies, there are perks! Used at the appropriate times, RBF can be super beneficial.

You get things done quicker

The Perks of Having Resting Bitch Face (RBF)

You’re out and about running errands and don’t have time to deal with people. You want to get in and get out as fast as possible. This is no problem for you since your RBF wards off anyone that wants to talk to you. No one stops to ask you for the time or directions to *some street*.

You can get away with being a bitch

The Perks of Having Resting Bitch Face (RBF)

People assume that since you have RBF, that you are a bitch. This is beneficial for you because you can get away with actually being a bitch because they expected it so they won’t be that offended. Confirmation bias at its finest.

No one expects you to be nice

The Perks of Having Resting Bitch Face (RBF)

Having RBF means people just assume you’ll be a bitch. So when they figure out that you’re actually a really sweet person they’re taken aback and end up looking like an asshole. Stop assuming people! It makes an ASS of U&ME.

No one bothers you

The Perks of Having Resting Bitch Face (RBF)

You’re out with your girl friends for a girls night out? You want to make sure you don’t get hit on by guys? Make sure you have your RBF on. Make sure your resting bitch face game is so strong that they will feel the icy coldness from across the room.

No one takes advantage of you

The Perks of Having Resting Bitch Face (RBF)

Have you ever seen those people that have features that make them TOO nice and approachable? Their faces just screams *walk all over me*. Yea, you don’t have this problem. Instead of people walking over you, people are bending over backwards for you.

You appear more confident

The Perks of Having Resting Bitch Face (RBF)

Your RBF makes you seem like you’re on top of things. There isn’t a furrow of doubt between your eyebrows or sad eyes that make you look innocent and weak. Your RBF magically makes you appear more like a boss a$$ bitch.

You don’t have to worry about fine lines and wrinkles

The Perks of Having Resting Bitch Face (RBF)

Crows feet? Frown lines? What are those? Your resting bitch face allows you to keep your smooth, wrinkle-less face for a little while longer. Smiling is exhausting anyway. RBF is the way to go.

So there you have it ladies. Just some of the perks of resting bitch face. So the next time someone tells you you have a bad case of RBF, thank them and embrace it. And for those who don’t have RBF, practice makes perfect. It could come in handy! Go on, practice your B face game.

Tell us:

What are some other perks to having RBF?

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